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Re: 40 Things That Only Happen In The Movies

katiehaysdip — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 11:35:36 -0000

Whenever someone is about to be killed by a car or killer they just stand there.

Whenever someone is going to be ran over, whenever "the hero" pushes them out of the way they just stand there. (I would grab the person push them and then jump not stand there and wait to get ran over by a car)

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Andrea Danko — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 18:28:04 -0000

i never thought about that! haha that is so true!

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andrew arevalo — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 03:51:46 -0000

41) everybody knows exactly what color wire to cut in order to disable a bomb
42) in chases cars will always crash into a parked car causing them to barrel roll and land upside down
43) in almost every bedroom scene the girl says, "this is my first time..." and the man has all the experience
44) beautiful women are always killed in sexy relieving clothing or naked in the shower
45) anybody can dive through glass no matter how thick or how close they are to the glass, they also mange to break the whole pane without taking any damage from glass shards
46) nobody ever puts money in the meter upon parking
47) it only takes anybody a few minutes to get ready for anything
48) this is a good one, it always starts to rain really hard when someone dies that's close to the main character

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Valencys — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 02:40:40 -0000

In comedies when you free a bird or butterfly a huge bird will immediately come swooping down to gobble it up,
its funny because this actually happened to my cousin

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Valencys — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 02:33:31 -0000

People that always have sex never get diseases

if a kids parent dies they are never sad and act all happy and smart arse disobedient

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Alister Albert — Fri, 06 May 2011 12:29:20 -0000

this is hilarious

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Daniela — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 22:22:06 -0000

Usually then the latin guy... or foreign (chinese, etc)... both white leads r the ones that live.-

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Amarra Dire — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 05:03:26 -0000

You forgot this one:

All supermodel-looking girls are single and just waiting for the lead male character to ask them out. They're not currently with an abusive bf or anything! They're just there, single, lonely, and extremely attractive - and just apparently waiting for the lead character to come into their lives

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Ayanna E. — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 22:46:58 -0000

There is only one black kid at the high school parties and he is always funny. When at parties we never actually see punch or someone spiking punch but every one is drunk.

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Ayanna E. — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 22:43:31 -0000

Kids talk back and don't get smacked. They get a go to your room. When girls share a room someone always stole the goddarn lipgloss.

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Ayanna E. — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 22:40:27 -0000

Killers and Police always say something corny.

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Ayanna E. — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 22:39:09 -0000

There's a rich white man in every movie. Or just a plain old white man

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Ayanna E. — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 22:38:31 -0000

6 year olds always know how to program a computer or have siblings that act like the hate him/her

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Ayanna E. — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 22:37:07 -0000

When somebody says call me but obviously doesnt know their number. Or when your running and the person catches up with you but somehow you escape and save the damsel in distress.

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JD — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 08:58:40 -0000

Not to mention no one ever has to go to the bathroom.

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JimM — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 21:21:40 -0000

Oh wait that's real life.

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Juan - Curso de Ingles — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 18:26:57 -0000

Extra Terrestrials show up only in movies.

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deppy — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 08:55:46 -0000

people always dial numbers when they call

people at the other end pick up at once

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India Tillson — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 21:19:36 -0000

oh and when ever its a horrow moment its the funiest thing- either in the shower behind the curtain or when the lights go out and they just HAVE to go in the basement

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India Tillson — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 21:14:25 -0000

the azn guy always knows martial arts

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Scott Roberts — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 20:23:05 -0000

I totally disagree with the hospital emergency rooms comment. Especially on TV, they are always cram-packed with several doctors and dozens of nurses running to and fro attending gun shot victims and people involved in car crashes.

In real life, the waiting rooms are usually empty and even if there's one other person you still have to wait 20 minutes to even be admitted. There's seemingly only one doctor on duty, and it takes an hour at the soonest for he/she to even see you.

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luxtheasssassin — Sat, 15 May 2010 17:08:46 -0000

Awesome! I love it. I reposted this in my blog as well I did give you credit.

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Elaine- — Wed, 05 May 2010 04:01:53 -0000

that was funny

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Lauren — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 22:08:19 -0000

when a collage or high school student says party at my house somehow everybody knows where they live.

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Make it more realistic!!!! — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 13:31:50 -0000

Everyone always knows were a stranger they have just met lives.